slabs, shones, hoes, good girls, easy girls, friends with benefits, wifeys

Laura writes:

“what's the difference between a slab, a shone, a hoe, a good girl, an easy girl, a friend with benefits, and wifey?”

this should be interesting… lol.

a slab is a male or female that allows themselves to be a piece of meat

their form of attack often clearly expressed in conversation, quickly

they make others aware that they are ‘down for whatever,’ whenever

usually in the shape of a groupie

aiming for popularity, money, respect, etc.

beware, slabs can be dangerous

and are always on the loose

shones just want to have fun

engaging in lots of sexual activity

everyone knows so

not interested in the relationships or commitments

they are about ‘getting theirs’

it’s pretty nasty

hoes aren’t always shones

they usually aim for respectable relationships and don’t quite get it

their fault is in their choosing

leaving them to be involved with way too many partners to be considered acceptable

shame

easy girls are just that; easy

however, in most cases it isn’t their fault

easy girls tend to be so insecure that once they believe someone has taken the slightest of interest

they give it up

failing to realize a male’s true agenda

they lack the self-esteem or confidence to make better decisions

sad, but true

good girls tend to be uninvolved in activity they believe is immoral

hence the classification

they possess strong moral or ethical beliefs

that they do not let others come between or alter

most cases are categorized by not indulging in fornication

however,

this is not always necessarily true

girls can still be ‘good’ as long as they stay true to their beliefs and recognize their faults

friends with benefits are usually people that are friends

that begin to take interest to one another

but one or both rather not have the commitment of a relationship

usually engaging in relationship-like activity [the benefits]

knowing that they will not become more than that

some people often do not realize that they are just a ‘friend with benefits’

be warned, if this friend that you are interested in communicates that they do not want a relationship,

they are probably telling the truth

accept such

move on

or become a friend with benefits

wifeys are usually more than the average

in most cases, a girlfriend that possess the qualities that one would deem as spousal material

often respectable and worthy of being well-treated

a person you can see yourself working for and growing with

has the potential to be your wife

and you love that about her

‘tis all

thanks ‘laura’