okay, right
so i think people sometimes fail to realize that times are hard nowadays.
like for real?
i aint going nowhere i don't have to
did you know that gas is 4 dollars and 12 cents...
that's like 3 meals... at taco bell
milk is $3.89
the dollar menu cost $1.19
hmm.... that's odd...
since when does a dollar =$1. 19
i don't even understand...
for serious
this is getting out of control...
and you just can't "hair-flip" away
bills, and eating sometimes...
but yes....
this is why God created my mother
the pinch-a-penny queen
Check this out
We go to CVS this weekend and buy all this stuff
4 things of ALL laundry detergent
4 packages of Soilel razors
5 things of Colgate
1 thing of Shick Razors for my pops
4 pints of ice cream
Some mini Snickers
and other stuff I cant think of...
Total starts $78. and some change
SO, she pulls out the coupons
So its like "beep minus $3.00
beep minus $4.00
beep minus $1.00
and it continues....
then the total goes down to 40-something dollars
THEN... she pulls out the Gift Cards...
How does she get these gift cards??? Lemme tell you. Every time she goes to the pharmacy to get a new prescription filled, she gets a gift card. OR if it isn't a new prescription, she threatens to do it somewhere else, and the offer her another gift card to stay.
So the story continues...
"BEEP minus $25.00"
BEEP minus another $25.00
Total: $0.00
Balance Remaining on Gift Card: $5.35"
Thus!
At NO point in time did she pull out Money, at all... whatsoever...
that's is how you work the system
Now I stole a bunch of coupons from her this weekend
and will surely be using them every time I go to the store.
Anywho,
back to the point of this blog...
RECESSIONS are TYPE-WHACK!!!!
Go Obama...
hello readers... this is just my life as it comes to brain... the good, the bad, the totally horrendous... hope you like it... i know i will...
Sunday, July 6, 2008
a recession....
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3 comments:
Sooooo right...
like... yea
im gonna need for yo momma to share the wealth... I NEED SOME COUPONS TOO!!...
For serious...
oo and get it straight... thas 4 meals at taco bell "@ only .79 .89 .99 a ya ya!"
The power of coupons!!!
We at OfficeMax busted a lot of people's bubbles because they used to be able to recycle HP, Lexmark, and Dell cartridges for $3 off each. Now they have to wait til the end of the month to receive credit, lol.
So many sad faces walk out the door!
ok, so i would like to testify that this story as told is an accurate representation of real live events. The individuals mentioned in this story are not actors. No one's name was changed to protect their identities. My (our) mama is the Queen Penny-Pincher! lmao!
...and I got all that shit for...that's right: FREE!
Get with it. RECESSIONS are definitely TYPE-WHACK and "i aint going nowhere I don't have to." LOL!
Go Obama-change I can believe in!
-the sister (TYPE-BLOOD)
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